All tied up ...

Hi everyone,

How was your hot weekend? It didnt quite reach expectations did it? well thats good ole blighty for yer. It was a bit more sittin round with cardies on, munchin the barbi food!! It can only get better as they say.
Heard the song 'it was acceptable in the 80's'? well Flirtyordirty.co.uk have got some really hot lace-up gloves very retro from the 80's. These are by Dessous of Germany and are long ones. Fingerless, but lace all the way up above the elbow - gorgeous and very vampish. (The only thing is you may need someone else to help you with this. But that could be fun too, especially if they stay on when everything else has come off again bar the stockings and garter belt!!)
FlirtyorDirty.com have also got some other lengths as well - all in black only. So put on yer rah rah skirt, a pair of footless tights, a trilby and fingerless gloves and underneath wear a sultry Griffe de Lierre ensemble by Luxxa, for the all important bra straps showing a la Madonna.
If this is all a bit too retro or you feel like mutton dressed as lamb (lets face it all the teeny boppers are wearing this look), then go for the stunning silk stockings by Cervin and a beautiful Paris Guepiere under your Jasper Conran, very sexy and very grown up! After all Springtime is the best time for Paris. (Then again anytime is pretty good to take a visit to/with Paris Duckie all you need is some water!)

I've been flickin radio stations recently. They are all so same same, but the morning shows can be quite good. Charlie is a laugh on Kiss 100fm aparently she gets her intimate undies from Anne Summers - yeuch, I think we need to point her in the right direction, eh guys? Forget all the itchy stuff and envelope yourselves in gorgeous, sumptuous fabrics by designers. All the best are on FlirtyorDirty.co.uk. Ive also heard Capitol Radio 95.8fm doing the game flirty at 9.30, I think they should be told about FlirtyorDirty.co.uk and everything they stock as it might just spice up some of those dates they send the poor unsuspecting objects of desire on. On Friday I heard a guy who fitted some womens fireplace (that's what they call it!) and they went out for a meal on Capitol, well not actually on at the exact time, but Capitol paid for it; anyhow he booked a hotel room! Optimistic obviously! You can always kinda do the same and make sure you've got some Kama Sutra product, a Java open set and a pair of Pamela Mann Fishnets tucked into yer hand bag (if your'e like me that'll be no problem - fittin it all in I mean, my bags like a tardis!).
Talkin of Dr. Who, do you watch it? I dont know anyone who does! Well I'd better go and get on with some REAL work. I'll talk to you again soon,

Have fun,

Love Syble

xx

Get a Brazilian!

Hi all,

Syble here - what a lovely weekend! I was out all wekend in the sun and managed to get a bit of a healthy glow! shame about today but that's England for you, as long as it shines all weekend who cares what happens during the week. All that hot air made me think of the beach and sand, I was reading a fab book called the Quest and this is all about Eygpt thousands of years ago and drought and plenty of near naked bodies and sexual conquest - want to know more? well you'd better go read it for yourself! sorry I cant remeber off hand who the auhtor was, Im not too good at remebering stuff like that! and as for the beach, well at least we can dream for the moment, unless you're lucky enough to live near one. Thankfully when I got into work yesterday the new stock had arrived for FlirtyorDirty's new swimear range by Aguaclara! So I can start plannin!

Stunning, sexy beachwear made in Brazil - hence the title! of course I could have alluded to a neat little hot wax teatment but I wont., (well just a teansy bit: That is exactly what you need to enjoy wearing those skimpy micro bikinis and thongs by Lola Luna!) This hot little number 'Golden Chic' has got gorgeous beads as a trim and a cute double string detail at the sides. FlirtyorDirty
are only stocking the white 'Golden Chic' bikini and the 'Bambora' chocolate bikini with huge metal rings and torqoise beads. I hear on the grapevine that there are some new sexy micro bikini designs winging their way to us, so Ill keep you posted on that one.

Who saw Johnathan Ross on Friday and Patsy Kensit!!! What a girl, she knows how to play to the camera eh? Although she's looking a bit comely at the mo! talking of comely, FlirtyorDirty have still got some of the larger bra sizes available on sale, so check out the specials page for huge reductions (in price that is - not breast size!). Last year Johnathan had Nigella Lawson on (not on him as per Patsy!) and she is defo very comely, but she was wearing a gorgeous corset that gave her all the right curves! Talking of which, Ive also heard that Dita Von Teese is going to be at the Erotica Show headlining the entertainment again this year. I went to the show last year and she was great - very expert! If you like burlesque then she's defo the one to go and see, although that tiny waist might be a bit hard to copy!!

FlirtyorDirty have only got one corset at the mo but Ive heard they're workin on gettin some unique corsets in. It comes with sequinned nipple tassels for all those dancin gals out there. There are a few other pasties in the accessories category as well including some cutesy pink felt hearts. These are great for topless sunbathing as they are protective but also look cool under a really sheer top. Perfect if like me you like to hang out by the pool bar but dont want all those geasy old men staring at your assets!! But then again if you do - then pasties are a fun thing to wear anyhow.

If you like FlirtyorDirty then you can now become an affiliate and earn comission on sales you generate, just go to Affiaite Future.co.uk and put in FlirtyorDirty.co.uk its a great way to earn some extra cash while your'e sunnin yerself this Summer hol!

Let me know what you think about this blog and ask me anything you like, ill try to answer it. As the great man said: you cant be too flirty mama .......just talk dirty if you wanna undress me!!

(or have i misquoted Prince? i dunno, but keep it purple and funky!)

love
Syble
xxx

Men are from Mars ...

Hi All,

Sorry about the title - but you know the book? Women are from Venus ... Well theres something stirring in the solar system this Spring and love is in the air! Or should I say Lust is in the air, definately down at Lola Luna, their new designs are just in at FlirtyorDirty.co.uk

Venus is an erotic golden open string thats has got gorgeous sequin details and a very delicate piece of lace at the top and a large diamante jewel that is detachable! I am not sure why it is detachable - maybe for closer inspection, of what - I'll leave up to your imagination!

Another sexy new design from Lola Luna is Niagara, this one is a black tassle open string with a small frill at the top. Similar to the old Pamper, which some of you may remember as an early Lola Luna design.

Things have changed on the Toy front as well. A much larger range now includes UK exclusive colours for Fun Factory products and the new brand NookiiToy. These have proved very popular as presents as they are so sweetly packaged and are quite unique. One of the top sellers is still The Cone, Jonathan Ross had great fun with this on his Friday Night Show thus catapulting this unique new sex toy to stardom!!

Dont forget to add your comments, if theres anything you want more details on that you have found on the site then comment here and Ill get back to you.

Gotta go now and beat the rush hour traffic. Stay cool and funky!

love,
Syble.
xx

April in Moscow

Hi All,

I thought you'd all like to know about this great new range from FlirtyorDirty.co.uk. Its called Moscow and is made by Luxxa who are French. Its a lovely teddy that has got tiny golden chains and droplets hanging over the front of the midrift. Stunning as usual, they always get it right when it comes to sexy undies! Ive got this one and we all fought over the mediums when they came in. We're only allowed a few products each month - for testing - you know its all part of the job as their blogger. This snazzy number has a matching half cup body and open lingerie as well! Very saucy.

You know theres an old saying if youre fed up, get new hair or a new man -don't bother just get some Luxxa open lingerie and it'll seem like youve got a new man and he wont care about your hair!

Or if all else fails you can always buy The Minx or The Cone for solitary fun. Johnathan Ross liked the Cone when it was on his show and Flirty sell them like hotcakes. Its supposed to give the most intense orgasm even though it looks a bit wierd. I have to say I cant verify that one yet! But I can verify the effect of Moscow. That guy I told you about last time, well I see him alot and he still often meets me at the coffee machine for a quickie (coffeee that is). We saw that new Bond film at the weekend. What do you think of that? I dont get it - I had to watch it three times to follow it. Wheres all the leggy bond girls and the gorgeous guy with the quick quips and die for eyes? It was all a bit too Die Hard for me! anyhow while he thought it was great all that killin and stuff I decided to disappear for while and get into a little Moscow number! And as I said before it does the trick!

So, I ve gota go now for today but Ill be back soon, ive got a drink waiting for me in that gorgeous sunshine and Ive heard theres some really sexy Lola Luna open strings comin in soon, so ill be back to let you know about them.

Have fun,

love Syble
xxx